Michael Jackson up for 5 AMAs

Nominations for the American Music Awards were just announced. Taylor Swift leads the pack with 6 nominations because of her album "Fearless", but is closely follow from behind (whats new) by MJ himself.
Kanye West won't be in attendance as he received 0 bids. 
Fuck. Who am I kidding, he'll probably make it to the stage somehow.

Let me see a raise of hands:
Who thinks will Jacko make an appearance?

Also, apparently he decided to hang out on this hood earlier in the week.

Better start sleeping with your ass to the walls, boys. MJ is in town.

Honey, I Shrunk the Whatttt?

Supposedly, Ralph Lauren recently started marketing towards a more diverse crowd. Finally, Asian men rejoice in the fact that they won't have the feeling they are throwing a hotdog down a hallway! Women all over are downsizing as yellow fever sweeps the nation.

So what does this mean? I guess Lo Ching Ho here won't have to rely on dressing in drag to get his rocks (or rice?) off. But in all seriousness, he could have atleast been civil and matched his right moob with his left moob. Or fast in support of anime porn and lose both man boobs. Whatever floats your dragon boat.

Microsoft just went down 3 points.

Ice Cream, Anyone?

Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Over here! I want a double scoop of vagnilla! (And I think the dancer in red wants his double dipped.)

It seems the all too often case of teen stars falling victim to the push of sex in pop culture images has struck again. Can I get an amen? AMEN! The victim now: Miley Cyrus.

Wait, she said WHAT?!

Miley Cyrus on prostitution:

"As soon as I step on that stage, nothing matters. I don't think of it as work. It's just so much fun."

Miley Cyrus on role playing:

“I have more fun playing Hannah, because I like to sing and dress up.”

Also, she enjoys dressing like her role model, Hitler.

“I need more friends. It’s kind of like my quest right now just to have more true friends.” - Miley Cyrus

I'm sure this guy will be your friend.

“I need a guy who’s calmer than I am because I’m hyper and my mom tells me I need one who has a T-Mobile cell plan, like mine, so my phone bill won’t be outrageous.” - Miley Cyrus

FUCK. I’m on Verizon.

 Someone is a bit salty. Or the hot fudge sundae was THAT GOOD.