Honey, I Shrunk the Whatttt?

Supposedly, Ralph Lauren recently started marketing towards a more diverse crowd. Finally, Asian men rejoice in the fact that they won't have the feeling they are throwing a hotdog down a hallway! Women all over are downsizing as yellow fever sweeps the nation.

So what does this mean? I guess Lo Ching Ho here won't have to rely on dressing in drag to get his rocks (or rice?) off. But in all seriousness, he could have atleast been civil and matched his right moob with his left moob. Or fast in support of anime porn and lose both man boobs. Whatever floats your dragon boat.

Microsoft just went down 3 points.